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Wife SMS

A fired
stock trader said
"Dis iz worse than divorce
I have lost each n every thing
&
I still have my wife"

Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.

Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!

Husband - tum kon hoo
Wife - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

Husband came home frm office, Saw hiz Wife wid hiz Friend in Bed. He shootz hiz Friend.
Wife sayz.If u behave like dis, u will lose all of your friendz

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun sii movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.

Whats the difference b/t Dawaai n Daaru?
Dawaai iz like ur girl friend,
dat comez wid expiry date & Daru iz like wife,
Jitni puraani ho gee utna sir charh kay bolay gee.

Wife: kal teen choron ny gher main ghuss ker mayra rape kar diyaa
Husband: tumnay rokaa nahee?
Wife: bohat roka per unhone kaha k ab bohat dair hogaee hey, hameyn janay do..!

Wife: kash tussee SMS hunday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,
Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hunday assee her haftay badal laynday.!

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gaay?
Husband: doosray doctor ka passs..

 



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