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Kiss SMS


Love iz blind
Be very kind
Wen I kiss yu
Plz dont mind

A kiss iz something
u cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Girl: Is dress ki kya price hay
Shopkeeper: Sirf panch kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: dus kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

Give me 1 kiss to go to sleep.
Give me 2 kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses too,
when I wake up in the morning,
think of u as the last kiss I never forget it.

I hoped that he would love me,
& he has kissed my mouth,
But I am like a stricken bird
That cannot reach the south.

Kiss me heart
Kiss me dear
Kiss me out of love or fear
Kiss me strong
Kiss me brave
Kiss me til I've
Dug my grave

Kissing is like drinking salted water
u drink, and ur thirst increases

KISSING iz key of LOVE
(LOVE) iz lock of wife
(wife) iz box of children
(children) ARE problem for PAKISTAN
So plz stop KISSING
&
SAVEs PAKISTAN

Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don't get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.

Never KISS a female police,
She will say, handz up.
Never KISS a female doctor,
She will say, Next plz
Alwayz KISS a female teacher,
She will say, repeat it 10 timez

Where should one use perfume?
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"

Woman: Doc mery lipz py infection ho gia hy.
Doc: KISS kitnee baar kartee ho?
Woman: Saal main 1 time!
Doctor: Infection nahee "ZANG" lag gayaa hy :)

 



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