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If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pul them Close togethr
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS are My Life" so proud to be idiots..

1 day a donkey luked in2 the mirror and said,
"Oh my ugly face, big nose" & killed himself.
Promise me yu will not look in2 the mirror,
Bcuz I dont wanna loose yu!

2 devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said we want 2 disturb sum nice personz.
I suggest them yr name.
They said we can't disturb our bossss.

Agr Anupam Kheer Don hota to dialouge kyaa hota?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intizaar tou 11 shehron ke naayee kar rahy hain,
par mayry sir pr baal aanaa mushkil hee naee naa mumkin hy...

Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pa?

Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

cientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age.

Dil sy bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchiii.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchiii.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achiii.

Do u want to go to USA
Here?s a chance for u
Mr Obama iz waiting for u
To be in white house
Get ready

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for u
have never changed.
For me, you've always been
a headache

Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
Quickly see your driving license.

He?s in search of a dog
For his daughter!

If yu dun hve a frnd
dun hav nice job
dun lik 2 join party n dance
jus hav boring life
dun wory jus log on
www.Meray Rabbaaa chook

Jb TuM Iss Duniya Say Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Poonch
Aur 4 Tangain Paoge

Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, buray waqt may muskurana chahiye...
Jab satvay din may khujli ho to athvay din naha lena chahiye..

U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....

Yr network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
Da smaller da cheaper!
Congradz yu can make free calls! lolz