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Daring SMS

A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men..

A Frnds Luv says:
If yu evr need any thing,
Ill be there."

Tru Love says:
You will nevr need anything;
I will be there."

Devote today to something so daring even you can't believe you're doing it.

Females aer just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of da stork.

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

I do not swear, I do not smoke & I dont drink! Oh damned My cigarete has fallen in my glasss of beer ...

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

I think u r ugly n stupid,
u are a real pain in da
Wait a moment
ohh no, I do have the rite no

If you hav ur pictures where u look old, keep them. In twenty years u can prove that u have not changed a bit

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

On the door of a toilet,
Some people come here 2 sit and wonder,
I come here 2 shit like thunder!

Rah na pao gy kbhe bhula kr dekh lo
Yakeen ni aata to azma kr dekh lo
Har jaga mehsoos ho ge kami humare
Apne mehfil ko kitna b saja kr dekh lo

Some people die. Others becomes a teacher...

When are you really full of confidence?
If u fart having diarrhoea.

Why do males fart more often than women ? Bcoz women dont keep their mouth shut long enough 2 build up the pressure..

Will we play the hulk 2gether??...I ll b tall nd strong nd u green and ugly

yoU are so beautiful, gorgeous and faithful... It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!

You know wen u were really to fatty? Wen u were on da beach & Greenpeace carried u back 2 da sea.